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Lirik I Still Don't Know...

Thank you very much
(Redneck!)
Do what? (Redneck!)
Redneck?

Alright, if, if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
You might be a redneck
If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day, you might be a redneck
If directions to your house include turn off the paved road, you might be a redneck
If you prefer to walk the excess length of your jeans rather than hem them
You might be a redneck
If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight
You might be a redneck

If you smoked during your wedding, you might be a redneck
If people ask to hunt in your front yard, you might be a redneck
If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board, you might be a redneck
If your two-year-old has more teeth than you do, you might be a redneck
If your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting, you might be a redneck
If you have an above-ground pool and you fish in it, you might be a redneck
And probably the grossest one of all times
If your mother has ever come out of the bathroom and said
"Y'all come look at this before I flush it"

Thank you so much
Thank you for coming out tonight
God bless you
Thank you again (thank you, pal)